25 Things Every Girl in Shidduchim Wishes She Could Say
25 things every girl in shidduchim wishes she could say but she can’t cuz it’s #nishtapprop
We’re both wearing the same chocolate AXE deodorant...smells good :)
In what world is a 4-inch height discrepancy the same thing?
No, you are not the first guy to take me to the Wiliam Vale/Williamsburg hotel
Your brains and Yehoshua’s middos + Eliezer's height would legit be the perfect man
I’m super starving
We got lemon-lime seltzer specifically for you. It’s okay to drink
You look good in green
I went out with two of your friends/references
I know I was redt to you by three different shadchanim- so when I say “it’s not shayich” I will let these three different shadchanim know
You look much better in real life than the pictures I found of you online
My mother smiled a lot when she came to get me
My father made that face where we both know you're not the one, and he is so happy he’s not me right now
My brother is watching from the basement
My sister is watching from upstairs
I wish the shadchan would redt me to your older brother
Yes, I do recognize people sitting at the other tables. Exhibit A is my boss and his wife, and Exhibit B is a guy I dated seriously
Oh, we speed dated? I don’t remember you
After this date I am never trusting this shadchan again
I’m dreading the last 5 minutes of the car ride,
You’d probably be a fun basketball buddy
My feet hurt
Thanks for turning on the steam full blast, it’s so cozy
-“Have an easy Taanis”
You misquoted the Chazal
Thank you, #next
