20/20 Acceptable Reasons Why He’s Running "Late"
20/20 Acceptable Reasons Why He’s Running “Late”
His white steed got thirsty.
Waze rerouted him Paris, so he's picking up macron's first.
Harvard got through to him before the shadchan; so the bar comes first :)
He's the boy next door; you just never "saw him in that way."
He's spearheading the "he's 21, just ask" initiative and plans to show up in 5 years when he's "eligible."
His mother didn't like your dress at the wedding, so he's waiting for the next mutual friend’s vort, how is this the girls’ fault?
The pump outside your house is out of service, so he's circling the neighborhood looking for parking.
He decided he's finally going to cut out the bad carbs/fats and is being weighed in at Nutrition by Tanya.
He's patient with his chavrusa in explaining a complicated inyan (or vice versa?!)
He's online at "Toys 4 U" waiting for the latest version of "Matches."
Chana Rose didn't yet get back to him in the email he submitted to the FJJ's "Ask the Shadchan."
It's the shadchans fault. It's always the shadchans fault; they're playing phone tag.
His father asked him to wait for his younger sisters to go first, so he's dutifully waiting, as are you.
He's at the Car Lease place to get the latest 2020.
Speaking of car...he's still getting the flak for yes opening/not opening the car door for the 33 girls he’s dated before you. So he's ruminating.
He always wanted to propose in the winter. When it's snowing. So see you in January then…
His favorite restaurant promised to come out with a new menu, so he's waiting till it's updated to take you somewhere fancyyyyy.
His Borsalino flew off in the wind, so he's buying a new one.
His mother is busy feeding him, because thanks to his new dieting, her tall, dark n tzaddikel lost too much weight that he needs a good meal first.
Hindsight is 20/20 when he does show up. You'll add your own to the list, and it will make sense for you.
What’s your 20/20 Reason in the comments below 👇
